Hello Monkeys…

I am Truth Monkey, for too long now, I have sat back & watched people from the high society Hollywood stars to the streets of local caravan parks make total douches of themselves. The sad thing is we are a world that seems to worship the most offensive of human beings like Egyptian gods & goddesses.

So in what was a profound drunken moment for Truth Monkey, the decision was made to serve two purposes. First purpose was to give a long & endless trail of unrelenting traumatic abuse constructive commentary that may seem slightly cruel to the subject in question but completely amusing to everyone else.

Once a week Truth Monkey will update its Journal, within it will be the truth about many issues, Truth Monkey will be aiming his Rotten Bananas at:

Fashion Models that are so thin a midgets whisper could snap them in two.

Hollywood actors whom are so pathetic at their job, they make David Hasslehoff look like a Shakespearian scholar.

Rich Socialites children that wouldn’t have the slightest comprehension of what its like to struggle for something you are passionate for.

Mildly retarded trashy skanky whores that spend $30,000 on a coat for a fucking pet dog!!!

Crazy white trash singers that exploit the parasitic nature of Paparazzi for their own twisted sick obsession of being noticed even if it is at their own prides expense.

The loathsome scum of the earth that exploit the caring nature of others for their own selfish benefit.

World leaders that are so stupid & self-obsessed they forget the needs of the people that really count.

Phone Companies & Fake Charities that call you in the early hours of the morning or on the weekend to they can screw money out you.

The list is long Monkeys, I could be here for atleast another 12mins typing things that just piss so many of us off! Basically NO ONE is safe, if you are doing your upmost best to annoy people for your own selfish needs BEWARE! I don’t care who you are, because I am Truth Monkey & I have had enough of your pathetic selfish shit!

The second purpose of truth monkey is to ask you the deviants (whom Truth Monkey has come to love & respect) to write questions to Truth Monkey, to inform Truth Monkey of Injustice… Truth Monkey PROMISES to answer every question asked…

BECAUSE TRUTH MONKEY LOVES YOU!